Monday, February 4, 2013

When Milo Went To Peru.

"...Well Jealous of your mate Dave in Peru. When I was 19 I did the same thing with a bloke called Alfred. Looks like I may have even rented the same bike! Alfred had never really ridden before and I had only ever ridden a 250cc trials bike but we managed to shmoose the greasy Peruvian into giving us a 400cc and 250cc Honda. Alfred missed a tight turn at about 30mph and went straight up a 3m, 45 degree cliff onto a little plateau, legs flailing behind the bike. We had no insurance and no money left...getting the shiny Honda back down again made my asshole tighter than a rabbit's nostril!

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