When Dogs attack.

It's a well known fact that Matt does not like dogs and they certainly do not like him. He has extremely bad dog karma.
I love dogs and they love me. When I see one everything goes into slo-mo and we just pounce at each other and roll around on the ground together and the song 'I just died in your arms' comes out of nowhere.
Anyway it's no surprise that when Matt lets a friends dog over to his house recently, it shits on his bed. I blame Matt. His bad dog energy freaked the little bastard out.