Monday, September 27, 2010

We Heart Chavs.

'Chav' is a slang word for a young person that often has no level of higher education and who is usually from a working class background.
They usually wear designer labels and their absolute favourite is 'Burberry'. When it comes to footwear they also love Reebok 'Classics'.
If they are girl 'Chavs' they will usually have a very short skirt, large gold hoop earrings, stilettos and most of the time they are pregnant (aka known as 'Keith Cheggers' aka 'Preggers'.) If they are not tarted up they will be wearing a track suit and trainers.
They are normally found hanging around shopping centres, parks and bus stops. They are extremely abusive and violent and above all really annoying. They never leave home without a high fashion brand baseball cap.
Also known as Townies, Kevs, Hood Rats, Charvers, Steeks, Stigs, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Chorer, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Kappa Slappers, Scallies, and Spides. Also known as Neds in Scotland, knackers & skangers in Ireland, and Guidos in the USA.
Typical Chav sentence...
"Nah mate are you cussing my Mum? that bird is well fit innit?! Pass the charlie I need a quick toot. Got any puff?"


  1. Who doesn't love a fat girl in a shell suit with an eyebrow piercing or two? I want to get massive now! MADCHESTER!

  2. Thank you for posting this. Living in America, I don't get nearly enough laughing at chavs.

  3. Belgian finest "On the dobble".


  4. the lump of soap,
    the venn.
    too good.
    chavs are dissappearing
    they got self-conscious.