Sunday, January 31, 2010
Zombie Contingency Plan
Everyone should have a zombie contingency plan.
Zombies are not complicated. It's not like werewolves or ghosts or vampires. Vampires, for example, are like the midddle aged/upper-middle class of the supernatural world. Some people think of vampires as rock stars, but really they are more like Martha Stewart. Vampires are prissy, they have to follow rules. They have to look good. Zombies are not like that. You can't exorcise zombies. You don't need luxury items like silver bullets or crucifixes or holy water. You just shoot zombies in the head, or set fire to them, or hit them over the head really hard.
Like I said, everyone should have a plan.