Probably makes a great crap too
Vegemite or Death.
Actually its a Mexican cucumber. It tastes just like an English one only it's shorter with a few knobbly bits on the outside.
Speaking from the land of Vegemite, I would never have thought of putting it with cucumber.....but then you're using Marmite, the imitator!
i just cant beleive your not rolling the bread thin, adding phillidelphia cream cheese, salt n pepper, cutting the crusts off and cutting it into triangles.... the vicar will be disgusted man !!!!