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Hello my name is Dean and I am one half of DicE. I am a Pisces which is weird because I don't like swimming or going in the sea, but that may only be because I have very pale chicken legs and I get edgy when people look at them. I sometimes exaggerate stuff including stories that I am told by other people and also if I hurt myself I freak out a lot and I think I'm going to die all the time. My favourite flavour of ice cream is vanilla. I recently had a hair cut and now I don't like it when people stand behind me and look at my neck. I have a bike which is quite nice and I spend more time worrying about riding it than actually riding it. lets be friends!


Hi, my name is Matt, I'm the other half. I'm a Leo, yeah, can't you tell? I would like world peace and my own Lear jet. I like slow motorbikes and fast women, or is that fast motorbikes and slow women, Ohhh, I just don't know, so whatever. I like Banoffee pie, yes, that's banana and toffee in a pie, it's very nice. If I was president of the worlds I would make everyone ride a motorbike. I recently had a haircut too, I don't have much to say about that. This is me getting to know you, getting to know you better.


Hey, I'm Mills & Boon and I'm Aquarius. I drink lots of tea (with milk) and whiskey, although not always in the same cup. I do all the work they don't want to do, so...