Our mate Shane Trulin has a new neighbour. His name is Bruce. We will be keeping you updated with crazy Bruce Shenanigans as they happen. He has already had a ruck with some other bloke in a doorway this morning! Not only that but he was wearing that Batman mask at the time too! Oh Bruce you are silly!
of course he's wearing a batman mask - he's Bruce Wayne!!!
ReplyDeleteI live in this alley, This lil' fucker made a bedroom in front of my place a few months back. Cops booted him a few days later he rolled into my shop saw a BSA I was selling and told me he used to drag race old triumphs. He actually sounded like he knew what he was talking about so I halfway believe him. He offered me 1000 bucks for the bike when he got paid next Wednesday. He never showed up with the money so I sold it to some Japanese cat. Bummer, it could have been the next Bat Cycle! Viva La Costa Mesa!
ReplyDeleteJust spoke to Shane...he told me Bruce just shouted through his window that your story is absolute bollocks. Apparently he offered you $950 for that heap...not $1000.
ReplyDeleteWell I heard him yelling something different down the alley through Shane's window but it was more like "hey I told you 10 bucks for the gum job you only left 9.50 on my night stand you poofter!"
ReplyDeletewhere can a man get orange socks? I really need them in my life.
ReplyDeleteOnly trued bikers wear Orange socks bro...True Bikers and homeless dudes. So the answer is, GAP.
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