How fucked up is it that Target refuses to sell Beyonce's new record? What the hell is the world coming to?! I've said it before and I'll say it again; Look at her bum! It's insanely perfect! Not just that either, she really knows how to work it...and Twerk it! I say fuck Target and download this mother of a record on iTunes and leave everything else you own in a box to the left! What does all this have to do with Issue 53 I hear you say? Well absolutely nothing, but I needed to get this off my chest and give a shout out to all of the single ladies in the house. So...DicE 53...The Cut Rate Issue...Here it is and it's gonna crush your brain so hard!! Inside this very issue we have a whole array of beautiful 2 wheeled machines from around the world AND if that wasn't enough, we have the legendary 'Champ Road' Bozozuku magazine inside as our 16 page insert! Oh my...I'm feeling a little dizzy...
Richard: [whispering] It's ok. He's with me. He's my, um... my butler.
Gwen: You have a butler?
Richard: Yeah, it's okay, shh... he'll go away.
Jack, Richard's Dad: [walks back from the kitchen, spots Richard and
Gwen on the couch] Oh. Oh! I didn't realize you had company. Good
evening, young lady.
Richard: That's all right, Monroe. Yes, would you just go lay out my
blue pinstripe for the morning?
Jack, Richard's Dad: How about if I lay you out?
Richard: Very well.
Photo: Jose Gallina.
Tiffany's Honda CB350 shot by the lovely Troy Critchlow.
Photo: Troy Critchlow.
Kevin: Sorry, Rod, What was that?
Kevin: Don't you mean “Whiskey?”
Kevin: You're saying it weird.
Rod: Saying WHHat WHHeird?
Kevin: All of it.
Rod: WHHere do you get off?
Kevin: I just don't get why you’re saying it that way?
Rod: I'm saying WHHat, WHHat WHHay?
Kevin: Forget it.
Rod: I WHHill! I WHHill forget it!
Our friend Dave Polgreen's favourite things!!
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Photo: Rachel Khachikian.
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Photo: Yo Momma.
Photo: Jesper Bram.
Drake McElroy and his 2006 Honda CR250R by Jordan Zielke.
Photo: Jordan Epp.
Photo: Ken Nagahara.
Photo: Carey Haider.
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